Saturday, May 21, 2011

I Guess Jesus Doesn't Want Us

A lot of people are kicking themselves right now for believing in the rapture. Most are kicking themselves for being stupid enough to pay money to this website: Eternal Earthbound Pets
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved.  But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?   Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind... We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.  Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."
Wish I had thought of that...

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